*1. You stay up to 4:00am just to watch "him"
*2. You've Taped
all his shows
*3. You've watched your tapes too much they shreded in the vcr
*4. Your Friends have stopped calling because
they know all you'll talk about is Jeff
*5. A wall in your room (if not the whole room) is a shrine dedicated to him. ~
Sarah
6. You refuse to have a boyfriend because you are waiting for Jeff to ask you out.
*7. You write fan fic daily
based on your dreams
*8. You go out in the woods and look for animals that was on his show, (but when you see a snake you
screech and run away) {ok this isn'tsafe so don't do this}
9. If you already have a b/f you make him dress like Jeff and
work out so his shirts can be all tight you also keep the a/c on even at night and during the winter so he can get that "cold
look"
*10. You convince your parents to take a trip arizona so you can fnd the spot jeff recorded his show and hopefully
touch the same dirt as he.
11. You claim there is a very rare animal at your house and demand that Jeff must come to see
it ~Sarah
*12. You write your name ________ Corwin, constantly
*13. You've Memorized all his qoutes.
*14. Your books at school have pictures of him all over them
*15. You talk to your friends at school about the episode last
night and go on and on and the only thing they agree on with you is that he is hott but otherwise wish you would shut up.
*16.Make up a poem or a song about him
*18.Put a picture above your bed so when you wake up there he is.
*19.Try an.d get others hooked on him so you have some one to talk
about him with
*20. Enterd that "Wild About Writting" contest everyday thinking
that you'll win and meet him
* = all the ones that apply to me.
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